1.) Log onto Facebook. 2.) Notice that you have 25 game requests 3.) Click the Game Requests link. 4.) Say to yourself, "Geez, half of these requests are for Farmville. I haven't played that in like, forever." 5.) Start accepting the gifts. 6.) Send gifts back. 7.) Plant some crops. 8.) Notice that you're only on level 12. 9.) Begin playing more often. 10.) Harvest, plant, buy animals, get a chicken coop, hatch mystery eggs, build a stable and a pig pen. 11.) Increase your playing to everyday. 12.) Send your pigs on hunts & send truffles to neighboring farmers. 13.) Send gifts everyday. 14.) Play farmville when you can't sleep, when you are angry and when you are bored. 15.) Send gifts more than once a day, (since you have increased the amount of time that you spend playing). 16.) Expand your Dairy Farm, finally complete your beehive, let your pigeons fly, master wheat and cotton and place your animal trough. 17.) Notice that you've moved up several level